Wednesday Works: Across the Galaxies

At first, wandering through the pawn shop on her afternoon had seemed like a dumb idea. Then, she eased herself into it. There were no errands to do, she had the first free afternoon in months and had had enough caffeine in the morning that going home and taking a nap was impossible. The pawn shop was there, so she entered, no intending to buy anything, but just to look and pass time until her fiancé got off work.

Most of the stuff was junk forgotten from a previous era, rusted and old, but what the hipsters and older generation would call “rustic” and probably put out as table toppers in a wedding.

Then she found the endless glass cases of small knickknacks of silver and gold and everything in between. Most of it was plain, dull with age, and then she saw it, nestled between plain trinkets, calling to her like a beacon.

A ring of some kind, chunky instead of slim like the rest of them in the case, with a kind of stone she couldn’t name and even a metal she couldn’t name. From one angle, it looked like silver with a pearl stone, from another angle gold with onyx. She blinked several times and couldn’t stop looking at it.

In the end, she ended up taking it home. It wasn’t expensive, but it wasn’t entirely cheap either. She cleaned it when she got home, as gently as she could with a cheap purchase of jewelry cleaner, but it still didn’t stay one metal and one stone, it kept changing.

As she placed it on her right hand, the index finger, since that was the only finger it would fit on, it changed to the perfect ring she had shown her fiancé, but had been much too expensive. She wasn’t sure how she would explain that one, so she made the decision to take off the ring and place it in her jewelry box, an impulse buy and nothing more.

Only the ring wouldn’t come off.

She thought nothing of it and went about her afternoon and evening with her fiancé. He didn’t say anything about it either.

That night, as they slept, a bright light woke them, shining brightly into their apartment window. The window opened and a stereotypical alien, green skin and large eyes stepped out.

“Greetings Earth woman!” He said, his voice high pitched and whiny. “Thank you for accepting my gift and becoming my Killeap.”

For a moment, both she and her fiancé were stunned into silence. Did he say kill?!

“What does that mean?” She asked, forcing the words from her mouth. “Your—?”

The alien smiled, if that was possible with its thin mouth. “My Killeap. My wife in your language.”

Somehow, that wasn’t better.

“What the—?!” Her fiancé started from behind her, but the alien raised his hand and her fiancé fell silent.

“Come,” he said, extending his seven fingered hand toward her. “Leave this sad excuse for a human meat sack and be my Kill-Eap.”

Something about it all, the way the ring fit perfectly, the way it was the exact ring she had always wanted, spoke depths to her. She reached out and took his hand.

“What?!” Her fiancé shrieked in surprise. “This means war you little green—!”

In a swirl of lights, they were gone. Her ex fiancé’s words swallowed up in a loud but comforting hum.

Day 8

You are now unable to leave the room you are in for the next week. Write about your experiences day by day.

DAY ONE
My first thoughts as they shut the door and lock it are “Well, I suppose it could be worse”. My next thought is “It could be cleaner”. It is only hours later that I think of food. By then, it is too late to escape my confinement. The next few hours are spent shouting for someone to “grill me a cheese”. No one hears me.

DAY TWO
This room is cruel without food and water. If I had known there was no chance for food I would have planned accordingly, or at least cut a hole in the door for food to be delivered. I did not think ahead and I might starve here, in this room of many colors. In other news, the paint is not edible, neither are book pages. Still no one hears my shouts of “Grill me a cheese!”

DAY THREE
Surprisingly, I feel a bit better. I cleaned up the messy areas and found a dime and three pennies. It does not seem like much, but once out of this room I only need 87 more to make a dollar and buy me something from the dollar menu. Dang it! Now I’m hungry again. I must not think of food and water. I can survive this!

DAY FOUR
I continued to clean up and found a bag of half eaten trail mix. The nuts are stale and the raisins are beyond eating, but the chocolate is edible. Now if only I had something to quench my insatiable thirst! In other news, there were more books in here than I thought.

DAY FIVE
It is only now, after four abd a half days in confinement, that I realize those stains are not coming out of the carpet. I tried to make most of it into the trashcan, but the carpet will have to be replaced. The smell is also unbearable. I am forced to wipe myself with binder paper, which has now become my food source. The fiber does wonders for my colon, but is not as palatable as a steak. Mmmmmm, food. Dang it, not again! Two more days in this hell and then I am free.

DAY SIX
I have read all the books there are to read, eaten most of the paper, and used up all of the yarn to knit and crochet people for me to talk to. I need a life outside this room, and desperately soon. Mr. Yarny Bob says I might need therapy after this, but I tell him to shut his trap before I tear him apart and build a new yarn person. At least it’s better than talking to the voices in my head. They’re scary!

DAY SEVEN
Only a few hours remain before my freedom, and I anticipate my release. I require a shower and real food and water. For now I sit and twiddle my thumbs. The room is clean (with the exception of a few spots), and I got all of my reading done and my yarn all knitted and crocheted. Next time, if there is a next time, I will definitely stock up better.
The door opens and I smile. They grilled me a cheese.